Seeking out the

5000 greatest films

in a century of cinema


Directed by Chris McKay
Produced by Chris McKay, David Alpert, Bryan Furst, Sean Furst, Robert Kirkman, and Samantha Nisenboim
Screenplay by Ryan Ridley Story by Robert Kirkman Based on characters created by Bram Stoker
With: Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage, Awkwafina, Ben Schwartz, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Brandon Scott Jones, Adrian Martinez, Camille Chen, Bess Rous, Jenna Kanell, Danya LaBelle, Rhonda Johnson Dents, Christopher Matthew Cook, Michael P. Sullivan, Rosha Washington, and James Moses Black
Cinematography: Mitchell Amundsen
Editing: Zene Baker, Ryan Folsey, and Giancarlo Ganziano
Music: Marco Beltrami
Runtime: 93 min
Release Date: 14 April 2023
Aspect Ratio: 2.39 : 1
Color: Color
Twitter Capsule:
One of the most incompetent studio comedies I've seen in the last twenty years. I really don't think I'm exaggerating. This is utter dogshit across every department. Makes Universal's other slapped-together travesty, Cocaine Bear, look like The Guns of Navarone.