Nope
★☆☆☆☆
Rarely have I seen a filmmaker fail so spectacularly to develop the beginnings of so many potentially rich ideas—be they narrative, thematic, or visual—into a cohesive whole. I could try to come up with some glib Twitter capsule like, Nope combines the shallow nostalgia of Super 8 with the self-satisfied auteurist pretensions of Magnolia, or go off on how insufferably written and performed the characters in this picture are—except for Keith David who is only on screen long enough to remind us (those of us who remember) how much nuance and dimension can be present in great genre-movie acting even when playing a deeply stoic or highly energetic character. 

I could also really go to town on how cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema seems to have now dedicated his career to using the most arresting cinematic format ever invented (65mm IMAX film) to create images that look like they were captured with an underexposed iPad. Lastly, I suppose I could try to write an articulate dirge about how the contemporary filmmakers my age and younger who clearly love cinema, film history, and the craft of moviemaking the most seem to express that love by producing unwieldy, discombobulated homages to it. But that would all be too depressing. Suffice it to say that for Peele to go from making one of the five best films of the past decade to, what I can only imagine will end up as, one of the five most disappointing films of this one is just... astounding.

Directed by Jordan Peele
Produced by Jordan Peele and Ian Cooper

Written by Jordan Peele

With: Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer, Brandon Perea, Michael Wincott, Steven Yeun, Wrenn Schmidt, Devon Graye, Terry Notary, Barbie Ferreira, Donna Mills, Oz Perkins, Eddie Jemison, Jacob Kim, and Keith David

Cinematography: Hoyte Van Hoytema
Editing: Nicholas Monsour
Music: Michael Abels

Runtime: 131 min
Release Date: 22 July 2022
Aspect Ratio: 2.20 : 1
Color